I Dreamed I Was There In Penny Tray Heaven!
(A parody of Hillbilly Heaven by Tex Ritter)
by T X
I Dreamed I Was There In Penny Tray Heaven, Oh what a beautiful sight!
Last night I dreamed I was there in Penny Tray Heaven, and you know who greeted me at the gate..a cop
He said to me, "T X, the big boss asked me to kinda' show you around."
"Right over there is a couple of yer old partners", my was I glad to see them, Abe Lincoln and Indian Head Liberty
I Dreamed I Was There In Penny Tray Heaven, Oh what a beautiful sight!
He introduced me to Fingers Pete and he showed me the Hall Of Fame,
then he showed me all the Gold Pieces and Metals hangin' on the wall
Then he said, "T X step over this way, there are two more of your friends I know you'll want to see, they're waitin' for ya'."
There they were, standin' side by side frownin' at at me, a convenience store owner and his employee
I met all the penny pinchers In Penny Tray Heaven, Oh what a paranoid night!
The I asked him who he expected in the next say ten years, then he handed me a large book covered in penny dust.
We'll call it the big roll call, in it were many names and each name was branded in pure copper.
I began to read some of them as I turned the pages.....Fingers Pete, Eddie the Creep, Four Flusher Fred, Dopey the Duck,
Squeaky, Larry, Curley, T X (Whaaaaaaaaaa)...T X?? wha? huh? blip? That's when I woke up, and I'm glad I did because
I Dreamed I Was There In Penny Tray Heaven, Oh what a beautiful sight!
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Disclaimer: All persons mentioned are fictional. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is coincidental.
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